Well, it was a nice platform while it lasted. Bear with me for the inevitable hiccups involved in porting my content over, and thanks for understanding when links to related posts go all 404. (All that SEO work and traffic cultivation, shot to hell.)
As somone much smarter than me pointed out, when you play in other people’s sandboxes, you’re subject to their whims. My Tumblr blog will retain its current random, impulsive, squirrel-on-crystal-meth character. From now on, long-form essays and other sleep aids can be found here.